The day starts with a breakfast date. A lovely young man with whom i had been communicating for 2wks. He turns up with Strawberries, Ice cream and Trifle. We had planned on breakfast 'first' but it didnt happen that way... food was the last thing on both our minds!
Picked my friend up at 11am then off to do some chores in the form of banking and shopping. Picked up a large ruler from ann summers which serves a dual purpose... it says SPANK ME on the back! So whats the ruler for? Well here is my understanding of it... I spank you with it, you 'stand to attention' then i measure you. If you dont measure up (literally)... you get spanked again and again... until you do!
I get home and guess what? I've got another parking fine aaaaaarrrrggggghhhhhhh!
